Do you want to hear more Lillian quips?

These are amusing if you attend our church:

Molly:  My primary teacher's husband gave a Book of Mormon to Elvis Presley (the kids are very interested in Elvis right now.  I think this is cute, I went through quite an elvis phase myself).

Lillian (with great surprise):  He didn't already have one?


Lillian:  What is your job, Dad?

Dad:  I'm a wise man.

Lillian:  You build houses?